Mace Windu:
(aboput Yoda)Does-he-look-like-a-bitch?!

Palpatine
(in agony)
No.

Mace Windu
Then why did you try to fuck 'im
like a bitch?!

Palpatine
(in spasm)
I didn't.

Now in a lower voice.

Mace Windu
Yes ya did Palpatine. Ya tried ta fuck
'im. You ever read the Bible,
Palpatine?

Palpatine
(in spasm)
Yes.

Mace Windu
There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."


Ну дальше вы все знаете =))

Э.

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А вот это совсем неплохо:)
на этот счет я как-то даже не думал...

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Windu takes his purple lighsaber and PRESSES the hilt HARD in Senators's
cheek.

Mace Windu
Say "What" again! C'mon, say
"What" again! I dare ya, I double
dare ya motherfucker, say "What"
one more goddamn time!

Palpatine is regressing on the spot.

Mace Windu
Now describe to me what Master
Yoda looks like!

Palpatine does his best.

Palpatine
Well he's ...he's...green --

Mace Windu
-- go on!

BRETT
...and he's...he's...short --

Mace Windu
-- does he look like a bitch?!

Palpatine
(without thinking)
What?

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